I would love Alex to use this in a show.

Wow - that came out weird. I think Its a showtune judging from the tune in my head. It is definitely the unrepentant joyous outpourings of a career alcoholic. I'm not a career alcoholic. I'm strictly a part timer.


I dont care what you think
buuuut I like to drink
be it whisky or wine or beer

I like to go down the pub
or even out to a club
play some games get in good cheer

I know it will come
just after my world has spun
face on the floor I'm feeling queer

but the sick it will pass
drag myself up off my arse
find a drink and get in gear

Yeah my liver swims
in tequila and pimms
of absinthe and gin I've no fear

I'm always home in a trice
I wont remember it twice
fast asleep in my bed here

So lets go have a drink
a dance a chat or a think
for closing time is coming neeaaaaaarrr!